Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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