help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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