Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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