Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".