Please don't use social media to get back at me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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