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(503): View more from Oregon

Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.

(360): View more from Washington

im coming over.

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(503): Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call. (360): im coming over. http://tfl.nu/x6qr

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(941): so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow http://tfl.nu/gsjr

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(803): View more from South Carolina

it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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(803): it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye. http://tfl.nu/rr5f

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(708): View more from Illinois

Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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(708): Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places. http://tfl.nu/g3d1

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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(617): So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys. http://tfl.nu/6qzw

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(214): View more from Texas

She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break

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(214): She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break http://tfl.nu/bh5f

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(919): I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka http://tfl.nu/i4zm

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(509): View more from Washington

You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.

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(509): You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you. http://tfl.nu/aqxp

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(281): View more from Texas

In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.

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(281): In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight. http://tfl.nu/l97c

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.

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(401): Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one. http://tfl.nu/yysi

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(913): View more from Kansas

My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.

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(913): My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism. http://tfl.nu/e4gb

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(305): View more from Florida

Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!

(216): View more from Ohio

Look at your life. Look at your choices.

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(305): Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up! (216): Look at your life. Look at your choices. http://tfl.nu/vob0

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(720): View more from Colorado

Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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(720): Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet. http://tfl.nu/7a7w

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(317): View more from Indiana

TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.

(415): View more from California

I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext

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(317): TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT. (415): I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext http://tfl.nu/qb0z

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(703): View more from Virginia

That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black

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(703): That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black http://tfl.nu/kgbj

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