guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.