Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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