Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming