is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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