Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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