ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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