They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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