What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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