this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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