it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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