Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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