It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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