Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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