dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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