Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
