She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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