What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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