I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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