so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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