I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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