Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Bring me that man meat
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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