over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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