is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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