I must be too annoying 4 u.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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