This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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