Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You're a disaster
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