i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I believe in your delicious
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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