I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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