i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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