who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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