what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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