This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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