Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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