The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
My cat gives me a boner
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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