I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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