Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
We got so high we made milksteak
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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