People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's never too late to be topless.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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