Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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