See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
