I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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