fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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