D3 body, D1 cock
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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