I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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