ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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