I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
this is an emotional support booty call
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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