What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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