i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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