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You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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