Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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