Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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