i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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