yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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