yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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