Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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