I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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