Can Purell be used as lube?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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