dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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