big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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