4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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